tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post7681218283104027023..comments2008-06-30T21:57:57.433+02:00Myahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14106690738320651376mya.france@gmail.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-59663899344119603802008-06-30T21:57:00.000+02:002008-06-30T21:57:00.000+02:00Dumdad,<BR/>And you city folk call it? Oh yes! A beaver cleaver. Ha ha!<BR/><BR/>Pig,<BR/>Fortunately, things have moistened up nicely, the keyboard has been merrily click-clacking away today.<BR/><BR/>Brennig,<BR/>And cock to you too, mate! Barbara Cartland...there, that should sort you out.<BR/><BR/>Lucy,<BR/>Welcome to my world. Wine and a deep breath - OK, sounds straightforward. I'll give it a try. Glad you are of the opinion that 'cock' is the way forward. Onwards and upwards, cocks away, etc.!<BR/><BR/>Brennig,<BR/>Yes, I bet you do.<BR/><BR/>Jo,<BR/>Is it vaj or vag? Not sure I like it. I'm not keen on minge either. I think I might have to invent a new name for girl parts. Shall we put a focus group together?<BR/><BR/>Irene,<BR/>I've never heard of an aubergine shaped cock before, but there's all sorts under the sun. I'm a conventional sort, I go for cucumbers and marrows, large carrots, you know the type of thing.<BR/><BR/>Aims, <BR/>But how would I explain it to the neighbours who would just HAVE to walk in?<BR/><BR/>Maggie,<BR/>It's the water. The sun. The fairies at the bottom of the garden. The moon. The euro to pound exchange rate. And the wine.<BR/><BR/>Screamish,<BR/>Poor you putting up with this heat in your delicate state. To crack a slime is a euphemism for...? I'm struggling here...<BR/><BR/>Jaywalker,<BR/>There you are. I feel vindicated. I'm not just a fantasist nutjob. And neither is your stepfather...<BR/><BR/>Nun,<BR/>Frog sex happens a lot around here too. You did the right thing in averting your eyes - it's not pretty.<BR/><BR/>Maggie,<BR/>Thanks so much for this splendid award, I am flattered. I shall be displaying it forthwith. Mwah!<BR/><BR/><BR/>Mya xMyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14106690738320651376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-36245827524613163102008-06-29T22:55:00.000+02:002008-06-29T22:55:00.000+02:00As you know, dearest readers, I enjoy responding to all my lovely commenters individually. But tonight, I am so overdone, broiled and lobsteriffic, I think I will just have to go and have an ice bath. Tomorrow, I shall attend to these important matters. Sweet dreams!<BR/><BR/>Mya xMyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14106690738320651376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-36573256757722078502008-06-29T07:59:00.000+02:002008-06-29T07:59:00.000+02:00Mya ...... I'm back again, to tell you to pop over my place & pick up an award!Maggie Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-11358048501324496912008-06-29T00:01:00.000+02:002008-06-29T00:01:00.000+02:00Frog sex. We witnessed frog sex in Windsor earlier today and, like Jaywalker, I thought of you. I had my phone camera but no, it would have felt like an intrusion.....Nunhead Mum of Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00404470570265084130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-41373532887016108482008-06-28T21:54:00.000+02:002008-06-28T21:54:00.000+02:00My stepfather just texted me to say there was lots of snail sex going on in his backyard and the first thing I thought of was you Mya. Aren't you proud? Aren't you?Jaywalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907816708805451116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-20900941127328508782008-06-28T19:58:00.000+02:002008-06-28T19:58:00.000+02:00did I say 25 degree heat?<BR/><BR/>I meant 35 degrees...screamishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-3121589039294895912008-06-28T19:57:00.000+02:002008-06-28T19:57:00.000+02:00jeez you people think about NOTHING else. I can be superior beause being 6 months pregnant with twins in 25 degree heat is doing NOTHING for my snail urges.<BR/><BR/>OH I just remembered a filthy euphemism from Australia "to crack a slime"<BR/><BR/>hee hee disgusting!!!screamishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-60929277897378807492008-06-28T09:04:00.000+02:002008-06-28T09:04:00.000+02:00Is it something in the water over your way or what?!!!!!<BR/>I think you need a hot cup of cocoa and a couple of pills to calm you down :-)Maggie Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-17512431133771531202008-06-27T17:59:00.000+02:002008-06-27T17:59:00.000+02:00Nonsense girl. You obviously need to get down and do some channeling of Marilyn (Monroe) or just get down.<BR/><BR/>Pour yourself a glass of your favorite - put on some stockings and a sexy bra and turn up the heat in the room. Then write.aimshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12685252628734838159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-73800013446887280022008-06-27T11:53:00.000+02:002008-06-27T11:53:00.000+02:00I would love to grab a hold of a horticulturist's throbbing eggplant. The color alone makes me swoon. Oh, is that called aubergine? That too I would like to get a hold of.Irenehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05043376053971475659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-4067195264050134222008-06-25T23:28:00.000+02:002008-06-25T23:28:00.000+02:00Mya, I love you. Cock is definitely the way to go, unless you're talking about a cock's cock as that would be confusing. I reckon you should just write the cheesiest sex scene ever, then when you come back to it later you will improve on it easily.<BR/><BR/>As for women's bits, erm, vaj is a lovely local term. People are so classy here. Hee hee.Jo Beaufoixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00957369658590225971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-66441283827246993562008-06-25T19:31:00.000+02:002008-06-25T19:31:00.000+02:00I like the cut of this Lucy Diamond's jib, Mya. :-)Brennighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-85033399155753945432008-06-25T18:49:00.000+02:002008-06-25T18:49:00.000+02:00Oooh! Have just discovered your fabulous blog via Fessing Author's comments box (gah, everything is going to sound like a euphemism now).<BR/>I sympathise re the erotic scenes. Very hard (fnarr fnarr). Deep breath and a glass of wine is the way to go. And try not to imagine your parents reading the printed version - bit of a passion killer!<BR/><BR/>PS I'm with you on the 'cock', btw. Not literally obviously. I can wait my turn...Lucy Diamondhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11831060852859704680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-2749511998462634122008-06-24T20:50:00.000+02:002008-06-24T20:50:00.000+02:00Oi!!<BR/><BR/>The mere mention of Barbara Cartland is more than enough to send the sternest erection in to a sudden decline, fercrisake!<BR/><BR/>So you're a dried up old bat then? I was going to suggest I slip some KY in to your gusset but then I realised you were only pulling my leg. Again.<BR/><BR/>I can't trust you now - you know that, don't you?<BR/><BR/>I just know that you're pounding away on the keyboard as I sit here, surrounded by the debris of a 12th rewrite of chapter three.<BR/><BR/>Cock!<BR/><BR/>That's what I say.<BR/><BR/>Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.<BR/><BR/>So why is the French emblem a cock?Brennighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-11142650017998970962008-06-24T18:39:00.000+02:002008-06-24T18:39:00.000+02:00oh sigh. what sort of a weedy heroine is looking for assurances of respect from her throbbing cock? is she not an enlightened feminist?<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry things have dried up for you. perhaps some art imitating life might help?!<BR/><BR/>PigxPig in the Kitchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10631525119816074013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-4179805761225659892008-06-24T18:27:00.000+02:002008-06-24T18:27:00.000+02:00Rhubarb stalk. You country folk!Dumdadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00070838905120958459noreply@blogger.com