tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post6746830668857033033..comments2008-07-08T00:41:49.231+02:00Myahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14106690738320651376mya.france@gmail.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-36461142532923442142008-07-08T00:41:00.000+02:002008-07-08T00:41:00.000+02:00MH: You can have as many as you like. :-)Brennighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-55748036613871009482008-07-07T21:59:00.000+02:002008-07-07T21:59:00.000+02:00PS, what do you mean plural of orgasm. You mean you can have more than one? MHMillennium Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-85518453646941418632008-07-07T21:57:00.000+02:002008-07-07T21:57:00.000+02:00I have to put in a plea here for single barrel pump action yoghurt rifle, don't ask me how I came up with it, I didn't. Don't ask me who did, because I'll regret marrying him. MHMillennium Housewifehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11828746856608057335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-38713167286783261922008-06-30T16:34:00.000+02:002008-06-30T16:34:00.000+02:00Oh lord, what's a nice girl like me doing in a blog like this...<BR/><BR/>The 'package' comment made me laugh. I suppose it could be applicable if it's referring to the UPS delivery man making a special... (wink)... delivery...<BR/>(Barbara Cartland always started using ...s all over the place when she wrote her chaste little romances.)<BR/><BR/>One spam email that slipped through the filters referred to the organ in question as a "little soldier of love," which also cracked me up.<BR/><BR/>Can I throw in a link here? The Romance Heroine's Don'ts List had some classics, such as "Never have sex with a hero who has a "velvet covered manhood" because of the annoying lint this would create."<BR/>http://www.jennycrusie.com/trivia/heroine.phpMerryhttp://www.crankyfitness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-43037550415856684772008-06-24T16:57:00.000+02:002008-06-24T16:57:00.000+02:00Dumdad,<BR/>Beaver-cleaver - so bad it's brilliant.Thankyou!<BR/><BR/>JNRR,<BR/>I agree. You can't beat cock. Well...erm...I'll just shut up there. And how on earth did I manage to forget dick?<BR/><BR/>Brennig,<BR/>Another vote for cock. I love your collective noun for the MPs! Did you know Jane Fonda speaks really good French? Horny huh?<BR/><BR/>Potsy,<BR/>Penis sounds a bit technical to me.A rush of orgasms...I like that. Who wouldn't?!<BR/><BR/>Nun,<BR/>Winkle?Oh that's so cute! Didn't Nursey use that term in Blackadder, too? Perhaps before your time.<BR/><BR/>Amy,<BR/>Another vote for cock. Hoorah. Love pump is in pretty general use - so my Granny tells me.<BR/><BR/>Jo,<BR/>Where does 'Lick my love pump' come from? I can't remember. Do tell!<BR/><BR/>Jaywalker,<BR/>Oh, go on.<BR/><BR/>Aims,<BR/>Crikey! Veins...throbbing....I need to sit down and drink a glass of water.<BR/><BR/>Guinea Pig Mum,<BR/>Thankyou for elevating the discussion somewhat, and introducing an interesting and little known fact about barnacle cocks. Lovely.<BR/><BR/>Pig,<BR/>'private silky hair' - I'm going to use that. It's so bad, it's good. 'Sluicing' of orgasms...sounds messy.<BR/><BR/>Screamish,<BR/>No. I don't think sausage will work, really. Perhaps it's one of your pregnancy yearnings...but as I said before...<BR/>And HOT MEAT INJECTION. Makes me think of kebabs, spinning on those spikes, dripping fat. I'm gonna vom...<BR/><BR/>Frog in the field,<BR/>Oops. Avert your eyes!<BR/><BR/>Hi Nora,<BR/>I'll come and visit soon. X<BR/><BR/>Maggie,<BR/>Member is a funny one, isn't it? Member of what? The Boy Scouts? Tufty Club?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Mya xMyahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14106690738320651376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-91385876023313206842008-06-23T08:07:00.000+02:002008-06-23T08:07:00.000+02:00Well........ I am not going to join in........ except to say, I rolled about laughing!<BR/>I read a book that used the word "member". He thrust his member into....." Well that was odd!<BR/>I think you need to visit "Crazy Cath" Her url is on my blog. Scroll down till you see the appropriate two posts. You will find snails and well you will find summat else!!!!!!!!!!Maggie Mayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06183886005936250976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-74939492996116271302008-06-20T12:46:00.000+02:002008-06-20T12:46:00.000+02:00I had to move my blog. I hope you'll come to see me. Love, Nora.<BR/><BR/>http://brightandsunny.wordpress.com/Norahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05043376053971475659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-34506724787346942272008-06-19T11:38:00.000+02:002008-06-19T11:38:00.000+02:00Gosh, I'm shocked!!Frog in the Fieldhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09990222544828204911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-62324130916995081042008-06-19T08:04:00.000+02:002008-06-19T08:04:00.000+02:00Oh no, HOT MEAT INJECTION, I just remembered that...(sorry, Ill stop commenting now, my hormones seem to be out of control)screamishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-61161606439688349622008-06-19T08:03:00.000+02:002008-06-19T08:03:00.000+02:00I like BRENNIG's "orgasmus" suggestion, except it sounds like a Roman general...Bigus Dicus and all that...screamishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-38116463602658480332008-06-19T08:02:00.000+02:002008-06-19T08:02:00.000+02:00Go with SAUSAGE, staying with a food theme...throw in some oozing and crunching too (hot and slimy snail action)<BR/><BR/>As for BRENNIG offerring to "peer review" your work....I've never heard it called THAT, before...screamishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11877496725306468555noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-56959028206708707722008-06-18T23:47:00.000+02:002008-06-18T23:47:00.000+02:00oh dear, they are all so bad, but prick is better than most...oh but i'm being swayed by Je ne regrette rien, it could be cock.<BR/><BR/>Please can you NEVER write about her 'private silky hair', i once had the misfortune to read that in a 'book' and it fair turns my stomach.<BR/><BR/><BR/>eeeewww, even now it still turns my stomach.<BR/><BR/>i think it might be a 'sluice' or 'sluicing' of orgasms. <BR/><BR/>PigxPig in the Kitchenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10631525119816074013noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-71972275524539565012008-06-18T17:40:00.000+02:002008-06-18T17:40:00.000+02:00a propos snails, barnacles and sex - did you know that barnacles have the longest penises in the animal kingdom? Relative to their size of course. <BR/><BR/>And I think I agree with context, context, context...Guineapigmumhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17748367446778161339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-82875894262896435442008-06-18T17:24:00.000+02:002008-06-18T17:24:00.000+02:00You forgot the obvious sweetie...<BR/><BR/>erection.<BR/><BR/>plain and simple. <BR/><BR/>He slid his erection into .....<BR/><BR/>From yours tho? I like cock, penis, member is good too. Throbbing member is better with veins that pumped as she watched fascinated....aimshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12685252628734838159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-40992601361663342702008-06-18T11:54:00.000+02:002008-06-18T11:54:00.000+02:00I am way too repressed to talk about anything like that. Except in reference to tortoise. And that was medical.Jaywalkerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02907816708805451116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-4981930802628445452008-06-18T11:35:00.000+02:002008-06-18T11:35:00.000+02:00Lick my lovepump.<BR/><BR/>Sorry, I couldn't resist.<BR/><BR/>And how about pork sword? A miss of food and weapon? No?<BR/><BR/>Hmmm, I'd go with penis or cock then.<BR/><BR/>And a glut of orgasms could be called erm, a wet patch, a shudder, a howl, erm, is this helping?<BR/><BR/>And I definitely want to see the snail shagfest. Hilarious post lovely Mya.Jo Beaufoixhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00957369658590225971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-45284676888270124822008-06-18T10:01:00.000+02:002008-06-18T10:01:00.000+02:00Love pump? Since when has a man's penis been called a love pump?<BR/><BR/>I really think you have to go with "cock" here. Any other (apart from Penis, but that's a bit biological) is going to sound a bit silly.<BR/><BR/>(This is a weird mental discussion to be having 20 minutes after I've woken up)Amyhttp://jimsyjampots.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-48694516360418746852008-06-17T21:33:00.000+02:002008-06-17T21:33:00.000+02:00It won't surprise you to know that I'm more comfortable with the word penis than anything else. Knob (for me) is more of a derogative term as in "he's a bit of a knob", cock always makes me think of anything written by Jilly Cooper (especially when you use the word "one" as in "one's cock")<BR/><BR/>Tool.....hm, dodgy in many ways. But am loving Dumdad's "beaver cleaver"<BR/><BR/>Mac calls his a "winkle" if that's any help. Cos I know I haven't been much use!Nunhead Mum of Onehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00404470570265084130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-18569225573801483042008-06-17T21:29:00.000+02:002008-06-17T21:29:00.000+02:00Are you trying to drive up traffic to your site, Mya? Because this seems like a fantastic way to do it...<BR/><BR/>Personally I always prefer the obvious 'penis' (so to speak), but if you do decide to go for truncheon, please use the full term, which I believe to be 'luuuuurve truncheon'.<BR/><BR/>Thankyou.<BR/><BR/>(And is it a 'rush' of orgasams? Have I said too much?)Potty Mummyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04751869800592294891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-3782117920285304312008-06-17T19:55:00.000+02:002008-06-17T19:55:00.000+02:00'Ang on tho...<BR/><BR/>Doesn't the name of the male member depend on the context?<BR/><BR/>I mean, a collier from County Durham would probably use cock. Dawn French would refer to it as Todger and the Archbishop of Canterbury would probably use Richard.<BR/><BR/>Context, context, context. :-)Brennighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-47662009119607849522008-06-17T19:53:00.000+02:002008-06-17T19:53:00.000+02:00Cock. Crowing away like a good 'un. Oh yes. :-)<BR/><BR/>Umm... what was the other thing?<BR/><BR/>Oh yes.<BR/><BR/>Collective noun for orgasm.<BR/><BR/>I think it was referred to as an orgasmus in Barbarella - which was the celluloid equivalent of a text book to me, as a pimply youth. Imagine my disappointment when life turned out not to be all fall-off-if-you-look-too-hard clothing and multiple orgasms and shags with Jane Fonda. By the way, the baddie in that film was called Durrand-Durand, just thought I'd point that out.<BR/><BR/>A gasp...? A clutch...? A breath...? A sigh...?<BR/><BR/>See how <I>female</I> I'm being here?<BR/><BR/>But to revert to my true gender for just a moment... The best collective noun I know is for a gathering of MPs: a bunch of c*nts.<BR/>:-)Brennighttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10553332352189636358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-53874795950956485502008-06-17T18:05:00.000+02:002008-06-17T18:05:00.000+02:00oh, and on the others. with the exception of penis, they don't appeal. Here in the states, we also like "dick" and "package" (as in he's got a nice package, there) but you wouldn't use package in a sex scene, don't think. No, "he rammed her with his package" just doesn't cut it. As far as orgasmic nouns, well ... come and came do nicely. I like the straightforward terms, remember, so allegorical usage of terms such as fireworks, bells ringing, angels singing and the like just really won't do.Je ne regrette rienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973542459591839879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-73884311509447658732008-06-17T17:59:00.000+02:002008-06-17T17:59:00.000+02:00#6, please. Cock it is.Je ne regrette rienhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02973542459591839879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4283793100455039064.post-71370452585006198732008-06-17T17:56:00.000+02:002008-06-17T17:56:00.000+02:00There are so many names. Here's a few:<BR/><BR/>todger, dong, John Thomas, one-eyed trouser snake, beaver cleaver, fun truncheon, knob etc etc.Dumdadhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00070838905120958459noreply@blogger.com