Comments on Missing You Already: Does my bum look slightly less gigantic in this?

I know Jen - it is a bit of a worry.I'm going to h...

2008-06-12T10:35:00.000+02:00

I know Jen - it is a bit of a worry.I'm going to have to stockpile.

Jaywalker,
Well blind drunk isn't too hard to arrange.I'll have to be in that state whenever I wear it too, I should imagine.

Amy,
Yes, the IDEAL way to spend an afternoon.The only way it could be improved, is by having some Russian oligarch footing the bill. Well, that's my fantasy.

Jo,
Thanks for saying that. I won't feel like a raddled old soak now.

Maggie,
I have been hearing about the fabulous weather in the UK - I am very jealous. It is still dire here. I pity all the holiday makers who are arriving - they should definitely remember to pack wellies and a pacamac.

Flutterby,
I just can't bring myself to wear one - it's pathetic really. I should know better.

Aims,
Yes, I suppose with your retail background that must sound pretty damn scary. I find it scary myself. The French are only just introducing the concept of 'buy one get one free' type deals in the supermarkets - it has all been very tightly controlled for a long time. Speaking as someone who hails from a nation of shopkeepers, it all seems very strict and stifling.

Pig,
I think I might just look like a large sealion. Should I accessorise with a snorkel do you think?

Mya x

how did i not think of this before?A WETSUIT, that...

2008-06-11T22:42:00.000+02:00

how did i not think of this before?

A WETSUIT, that's what you need!

Pigx

Everyone is talking about the bikini - my thoughts...

2008-06-10T19:18:00.000+02:00

Everyone is talking about the bikini - my thoughts are on regulated sales! OMG!!

You mean - you can't get a sale on anything becauses the government doesn't allow it? OMG!!

What is the world coming to?

Now - pass me the bottle (or two).

A recent article (somewhere) indicated that the on...

2008-06-10T16:01:00.000+02:00

A recent article (somewhere) indicated that the one piece swim suit is back in fashion.

Can't wait for you to describe the new bikini! You...

2008-06-09T22:22:00.000+02:00

Can't wait for you to describe the new bikini! You are very daring to wear one if as you say you are not slim! (You might well be leading us on about that!) I would be wearing a corset type one piece! Anyway, hope the sales have something you like! I have visions of you fighting for it!
The weather was pouring all last week & is baking this week! No wonder crops are ruined. Its the inconsistency of it all.

If the wine is watered down you will just have to ...

2008-06-09T16:40:00.000+02:00

If the wine is watered down you will just have to drink much much more my lovely.

I've been banned from wearing bikinis by the local...

2008-06-09T10:54:00.000+02:00

I've been banned from wearing bikinis by the local authorities - it's too much hassle for the ambulances to deal with all the people who faint in horror at the sight of me.

And I agree with Jaywalker. Get drunk, then shop. Sounds like an ideal afternoon.

Ooh serendipity moment, Mme Mya. I have a special ...

2008-06-09T10:46:00.000+02:00

Ooh serendipity moment, Mme Mya. I have a special 'soldes' hat featured on Belgian Fashion Clinic this week!

The only way to shop for a bikini is blind drunk I think. Blurred vision is very flattering.

On line is good too. Preferably also blind drunk.

I was feeling a bit weak at the thought of bikini-...

2008-06-08T16:31:00.000+02:00

I was feeling a bit weak at the thought of bikini-wearing but then you said the unmentionable. I hardly dare re-type it. Diluted? Oh, my good lord. I think I need a drink.