Comments on Missing You Already: Gardening with the loon

Pig,Oh I already copulate to the moon -doesn't eve...

2008-06-08T09:54:00.000+02:00

Pig,
Oh I already copulate to the moon -doesn't everyone? Once in a blue moon, Spouse would probably say!

Brennig,
Don't worry my love - come back later when you've had a good sit down and a cup of tea.

Amy,
Hi there! Must read Joanne Harris -I haven't read anything by her. Thanks for the recommendation.

Jaywalker,
'Very dark' is good. The only refinement I can offer is 'very wet'too, if you particularly dislike your neighbours - the moistness sharpens their appetite.

Hannah,
It's a deal!You just won't believe the size of my melons, Mrs!

Dumdad,
Do you know where I could get hold of one? Leclerc don't stock them.

Brennig,
I think I would prefer the GABMI approach!

Jo,
How are your flowers? Anything wilted yet?

Pig,
Now that's what I like.Manners. That porker's got class.

JNRR,
If you need translation, look for the Drivel to English concise. It might help, although I can't promise.

Nora,
Dual bum bashing - could be good exercise AND good for my carrots. Result.

Aims,
It is fun. What? You're sitting out on the garden fence? In the rain? Watching your neighbour? You're as mad as she is! Go inside and make a cup of cocoa, dear.

Mya x

Sounds like fun to me Mya. I can hardly wait to fi...

2008-06-07T19:48:00.000+02:00

Sounds like fun to me Mya. I can hardly wait to find out how everything tastes after this test.

It's thundering and lightening out as I type and the sky is raining down tears. My neighbour is out in her raincoat planting in her garden. Some people say it's the best time. I'm sitting on the fence on this one.

I'll lend you another trowel and then you can hit ...

2008-06-06T19:18:00.000+02:00

I'll lend you another trowel and then you can hit both buns simultaneously, it should give you better results.

little did I know English could be a foreign langu...

2008-06-06T01:24:00.000+02:00

little did I know English could be a foreign language! not to mention that when I moon over a thing, it has none to do with my buttocks! now I REALLY can't wait to arrive in France.

I'm very sorry brennig.

2008-06-05T23:40:00.000+02:00

I'm very sorry brennig.

Is mooning god for plants? I will try it. I'll l...

2008-06-05T23:18:00.000+02:00

Is mooning god for plants? I will try it. I'll let you know.

Right, less tired now. I think what you need to do...

2008-06-05T21:36:00.000+02:00

Right, less tired now. I think what you need to do is GALMI*.

It's a tried and tested technique I've used for a number of years to great effect.

GALMI.

Try it - for all things garden-related.

(* = Get A Little Man In)

Firstly, I echo Amy's comment - Blackberry Wine is...

2008-06-05T19:50:00.000+02:00

Firstly, I echo Amy's comment - Blackberry Wine is a great read.

Secondly, maybe if you bury Bambi's bladder in your garden the sun will shine. Worth a try.

I planted my toms and cucumbers without a thought ...

2008-06-05T15:47:00.000+02:00

I planted my toms and cucumbers without a thought to the moon - you show me yours and I'll show you mine in a few months time...that'll make some kinda scientific proof that either its a load of old manure, or I should have danced around naked under the moon..!

What phase of the moon is best for throwing snails...

2008-06-05T14:20:00.000+02:00

What phase of the moon is best for throwing snails over the wall into your neighbours garden please Mya?

At the moment, I am going for 'very dark'. Any pyrrenean refinements?

If you want to go super gardening weird, read a bo...

2008-06-05T12:03:00.000+02:00

If you want to go super gardening weird, read a book by Joanne Harris called "Blackberry Wine".

The guy in it gardens by the moon, has all sorts of herby stuff in little bags tied around his plants, and is generally a bit crazy when it comes to gardening.

Sounds like it'd suit you a treat at the moment :-)

I am too tired to comment. First I read in the OP ...

2008-06-05T00:38:00.000+02:00

I am too tired to comment. First I read in the OP pricking out my brassieres. Then ludicrously dance naked around the garden, beating your bottom with a trowel.

If that's not enough PITKs post seemed to contain the words: crap, sucked, menstrual rags, copulating cabbages and waxing.

I give up. I'll try again tomorrow.

look i'm first in! we are blogging in the same mo...

2008-06-04T23:21:00.000+02:00

look i'm first in! we are blogging in the same moonal phase.

A very interesting post. I mean it...do these bumpkins really believe this crap??!! And they've sucked you in too. You are lying about the deer aren't you? next thing you'll be burying your menstrual rags in the cabbages and copulating to the wax of the moon. (waxing and waning, that kind of wax)
Good luck.
Pigx